Do I need to have a huge penis to be a male stripper? I'm 22 and I need money. I was thinking of becoming a male stripper. Not a gay stripper but just strip for women. I'm 6'0 192 lbs with only 5-6% body fat, and I'm pretty good looking but my penis is only 5 inches hard (and a lot smaller when not hard).
Will I ever make it as a male stripper? |
| don't no much about male stripping put if worried about the size when your flaccid just have a play to get some blood in him that will make it bigger |
How can i see his penis? And am i gay? My friend and I were walking around the woods. And he dared me to other to stand on a tree branch and flash the people on a playground. He sees my penis and says d** your penis is huge. I say really and then ask him to let me see his.he then said no. How do i get to see his? Am I gay? Do you think he's gay? |
| Pull down his pants and find out |
If you are a guy and is turned on by a penis does that mean you are gay? For a while now I haven't been sure if I am gay or not. Like in the past I have always been turned on by women and had lots of crushes on girls. But now I am not strongly attracted to girls and not turned on by them anymore either. Like before this happened me and my friend were playing around that we were a gay couple, but then the next day I felt very odd and out of place. Then I after a while I noticed that I wasn't attracted to any girls I saw. I also like to masturbate thinking about women and doing sexual things with them like almost everyday, but after the incident with my friend I don't fantasize about them anymore. Then one day I saw something and there was a very huge penis and I got turned on by it. Then I started to become scared and confused about things. I am also in high school so it may be hormones or something or maybe a phase that I might be going through |
Well first, the dreams with boys are better f-y-i.:D
and it could be that you ahve a fetish for guys "luggage" but i doubt it, find out if you like you're friend scince it seems to me like your whole crisis hinged on you two pretending to be gay together. |
Do these huge towers that go with the churches and mosques remind you of a fallus and turn you on? I was looking for something that could explain all these gay looking guys going to their house of prayer every holy day, and then i suddenly realized the huge penis like structure for the first time (its hard to notice if your not constantly looking for 1) |
| No, more like the tower of Babylon! |
My wife thinks I'm gay? (huge misunderstanding)? While posting on an "adult" message board for erotic film enthusiasts I brought up how turned on I used to be as a guy about the prospect of seeing naked women in playboys and films like Porky's and how watching porn today can be a joyless almost numbing experience.
We all agreed that the most fun we ever had watching porn was during sleepovers at friends, one of our friends would bring out the tape and we'd see the hot chick on the box cover covering herself with a pillow and I'd have to stamp my feet as fast as I could on the carpet and chew on my t-shirt to keep from screaming for joy. The first time the woman would get naked we all couldn't believe it and we'd pause the movie and we'd have to cover our boners with our pillows and then go use the bathroom so we could jerk off.
Looking back on those sleepovers I don't think I've ever been happier in my entire life, and it has been impossible to recapture that sense of naive joy and erotic wonder, even my first time having sex with a woman was a letdown by comparison.
We all agreed this was true and I came up with the idea of holding "sleepovers" and pretending we're 11 years old again, and several posters who lived in my area agreed this was a great idea.
A few dozen posts later we were able to work out some ground rules. One big rule is that we all had to be at least 18 years old (most of us are 35 and older). Each member has to try to hold at least on gathering every 3 months (there are 12 of us) and we have to stay in character at ALL times so as to not break the spell. (kind of like live action role playing)
The host of the party has to provide the material, usually old playboy tapes, Penthouse Magazines, and hardcore porn (must be from 1992 or before, preferably 80's "golden age" porn.
We all have to wear pajamas and bring chips and pop. We tend to play old nintendo games for an hour till the hosts "parents" go to bed then the host goes "look what I got guys!" then takes out the porn and we all jump around and high five and then wait with giddy expectation. During the movie we turn to each other and grin and talk about how horny we are and comment on the "action". Like if a woman with huge breasts disrobes for a shower we have to pause the movie and go "whoaaaaa!" "I'd like to suck on those" "Imagine if you touched her boobs with your penis!" "I heard that girls will put their mouth on your penis and lick it!" etc. There used to be a no masturbation rule but that was quickly nixed, the whole purpose of the gatherings is to feed of each others erotic energy the pent up erotic energy is too much to resist, we tend to whip down out pajamas at the same time and masturbate. We try to keep a silly naive quality though and jokingly point at each others members and try to shout out different things about their penises. "That sure beats Super Mario Bros.!" is my ejaculation catchphrase.
Since starting these gatherings I have never felt more alive and my sex life with my wife couldn't be better, that is until one gathering where she caught an early flight home for the purpose of "surprising" me and ended up walking in on a dozen men masturbating in her living room. I will never forget the shocked look on her face and she immediately left and stayed at her sisters house.
I managed to talk to her and explain what she witnessed but she isn't really buying my story, she keeps going on about how I am having "gay sex orgies" behind her back (we never touch each other!) and that I am living a lie. She has even started to indicate that she wants a divorce!
Is there anyway I can get her to understand what I have been doing? I love my wife and ironically have never been more attracted to her than I am now, I realize I had been somewhat guyish and now realize that I have a gorgeous voluptuous woman that my 11 year old self would have sold his Super Nintendo and Bike just to be able to touch her naked breasts and I could loser her. Please help me get her back! |
| ahahahahahahaha!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA!! i CANT STOP LAUGHING. Bro you made my day. Your wife walked in on a dozen men jacking off in your living room!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, that's hilarious. |
Boyfriend's Penis is huge Please help!? Okay so I'm in a bind. My boyfriend's penis is 11" x 8". He's not lieing saw it! I know it's huge but what can I do to not cause alot of pain?
Please no gay bashing |
just remember, the anus can stretch quite a bit.
probably would be best if you got on top to control penetration. Use lots of lube. It'll probably hurt when it first goes in. If it does just pull it out and wait a bit. Then re-insert it again. You'll probably find the pain will vanish, and he'll slip right in. But, I doubt you're gonna be able to take all 11 inches of it. |
What do I do I am in love with my straight friend and I am a gay guy ? He is hot muscular has a huge Penis and a girlfriend that would stab me with a machetie I am 14 and am not a virgin and aint out of the closet and is a bit of a homophobe and we bff's |
You do not do anything.
It is a sad fact that throughout life you will fall for people who are unobtainable is some way-or-another.
This guy is in a relationship AND straight as well. |
I like the idea of a girl with a huge penis ,and I enjoy anal stimulation.? But I don't like guys .
does this make me gay? |
| You're definitely not gay :) Lots of straight men enjoy anal - it's just your anatomy! But if you're not at all attracted to men, you're certainly straight. |
Bi but not a huge fan of the penis? lol? So, I'm 17 Bi-Sexual swinging more towards gay but I don't really see anything in a penis... don't most gay guys find it attractive? Bit of a funny question I guess but I'm just wondering if that's in anyway unusual. |
| I know u've heard of leg men, butt men, or breast men. As long as ur not completely disgusted by them u'll be fine. |